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Hi all,
G and I are baaaack from our two day road trip to new jersey! Will blog in detail another day because im so exhausted, but it was really a lovely trip. We stayed with Sara, who looks like Scarlett Johansson, and Sabrina, who resembles what a love child between Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez might look like. I mean that in the most flattering way possible.

Everyone from New Jersey seems to resemble some sort of celebrity or other. Their grandma looks like the grandma in You Again and The Proposal, their dad, who is a police captain at Orange, reminds me strongly of a younger version of the dad in Cheaper by the Dozen. Even their two dogs look like dogs on tv shows. (Although to be honest i cant tell the difference between dogs) It’s terribly disconcerting, if anyone wants to step forward and tell me i remind them of some celebrity or famous person, now’s the time! Please! Boost my ego!

They were so very hospitable, i enjoyed my two days very much. NJ reminded me so much of New Zealand, except, there were no sheep. There were, however, deer. I also realised that shouting here deer, here!! come here!! will not, in fact, induce them to come over. Rather, they stare at you strangely and hurridly hustle the rest of their deer-y family away. dangnabit.

Lastly:

I found it quite funny that when you ask anyone in Jersey if they’ve watched Jersey Shore, they give a faint look of disdain and go ugh, that show really ruins our reputation.

x
‚ô•Jem